i’m nice

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I’m just a 75 year old man who loves a nice pretzel

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nurse-peach:

cats b like… i have triangles for ears and i like to touch things with my teeth

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catbong:

*petting my cat* please cure my depression
cat: *prrbhbphr*
me: thanks

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moodymoody:

she got a soft belly and soft titties and soft thighs and a soft ass and a soft heart

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shameless2012: “SANTE D'ORAZIO \ TWO HEADS KISSING \ 2011 ”

shameless2012:

SANTE D'ORAZIO \ TWO HEADS KISSING \ 2011

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babywhiskey:

“I have much to live for, yet unaccountably I am sick and sad.”

— Sylvia Plath, from The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath  (via plathisms)

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modischste: “Naeem Khan Spring 2018 ”

modischste:

Naeem Khan Spring 2018

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horroredits:

Carrie (1976) dir. Brian De Palma

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mrteavg:

GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief

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